Mad Libs - Spanking Style

If you haven't seen the origin of this little ditty . . . head on over to Kenzie's blog and check it out . . . then do one of your own!!!!!

Prelude to a spanking

What in the world was I thinking? Was I even thinking at all? How could I have possibly thought I was going to get away with this? If only I had listened to B when he warned me to behave. Why couldn't I have listened, just this once? I had a few simple rules I had to follow, and not only did I break one, I broke 9! We even went over the rules the other day. I can hear his voice in my head right now. He was standing over me, looking me in the Chest telling me he wanted to make sure I understood what was expected of me.

1.) No cursing allowed. Especially not the dreaded swear word, SCREWBALL! If that word even came close to coming out of my mouth. He'd make sure to wash it out with bananas!

2.) If I was going to be home late, let him know. He wanted to know I was safe, and not lost, wandering around in Israel!

3.) Have dinner on the table when he comes home from work. It's a long day when you do what he does. I can't imagine being a Condom Maker!! So if he wants a hot plate of Macaroni, and Lasagna waiting for him when he gets home, why not make it for him.

4.) Corner time will always be done as follows: Hands on toes facing the corner. Don't speak unless spoken to, and only answer respectfully, making sure to say Pookie after each yes or no answer.

That's it! It really shouldn't be that hard to follow those rules! So here I am, waiting for him in the corner. Oh FRAZZLE I hear his footsteps. Here we go!

Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like my naughty little Bekah with her ears pressed into the corner, waiting for her punishment. Maybe if you hadn't been so pink you wouldn't be waiting to go over my tongue to receive your spanking. Out of the corner, come over to me, and let's see what two implements you picked out. Ahh, perfect choices, the car and the belt.

These two always seem to do the trick nicely. They change your attitude pretty quickly, don't they? You go from being a little brat, to being a sweet little lawn. Now, let's get started. I've had it with your attitude. You've been so curly lately, so let's see if we can put a stop to that.

Bahahahahahaha.... It made me laugh all over again typing it up.  Okay, now everyone else do one... okay???

Until next time,

His devoted one